You Know You Have Watched Too Many Episodes of House Hunters When . . . . . .

You Know You Have Watched Too Many Episodes of House Hunters When . . . . . . is a short article about the worst House Hunters experience ever.

My cousin and I live together. We both enjoy watching House Hunters even though we have no intention of ever changing houses. I sometimes have trouble sleeping through the night. One night I woke up in the middle of the night and watched several house hunter episodes before I could get back to sleep. The next morning I relayed this dream to my cousin .

In this dream we were looking for a house to buy when the realtor took us to see a beautiful three story home on ten wooded acres in the country. As we entered the home we saw that there was a large living room to the right and an office bedroom to the left. I saw that the office was decorated with pink frilly curtains, contained a small pink canopy bed and had toys scattered all over the floor, on the shelves and on the bed. The owner explained that they had combined the office and kid's room together. We were taken through the area and shown the kitchen, the eating area, dinning room and a large family room. The living room and office had mauve trim around the top of the room, mauve curtains and furniture, the kitchen had mauve counters, trim, and flooring in a deep mauve color. I made a note that everything would definitely need to be updated to get rid of the mauve colors.

Next we were shown the upstairs bedrooms. More mauve. We went on up to the third floor which held a large bedroom and a bathroom. The bathroom was decorated in a Western motif. As we looked around the only thing in the bathroom was a toilet. The toilet was very, very unusual and consisted of a saddle with a hole in the seat. I bent down to see how the saddle toilet was hooked into the sewer system and saw an old white porcelain bedpan sitting under the saddle. I made a note to myself to have the saddle toilet hooked into the sewer instead of the bedpan.

We went downstairs and when we got to the first floor the oldest daughter came into the house with a bag of food. The owners asked if we would like to stay and eat with them. We declined. The owner's wife insisted we try the food because it was exceptionally good. She handed each of us what appeared to be a filled pasta on a napkin with sauce on top. We quickly took a bite before the sauce could drop off the top and as we took a bite the owner also took a bite, smiled and told us that the food was really a dog biscuit with a special sauce.

That's when I woke up.

ummm... I'm rather interested in finding out in the next dream what house we are shown next. Meantime, here is the recipe for you to enjoy.

Dog Biscuit Recipe: Take one bone shaped dog biscuit and pour sweet and sour sauce over the top of it. Eat before the sauce drips off.

Warning: Check the ingredients listed in the dog bone to ensure they are edible and that you have no allergies to any of the ingredients. We do not endorse any recipe that was created in a dream.
Jan Snow

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